I’ve trained Steven to chew my nails instead of chewing his own… He tried to chew mom’s nails, and he almost ripped them off. It was funny. :)
I can't handle the crunching
No more chips. :’(
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
lol i bet no one will do thiss so badly. please. sjdklsjdkjfsd
Nothing for dinner
Hello barbecue lays ;)
I wanna cry right now
I just ate gross yogurt. My tummy hurts. :( Eww.
My mom keeps forgetting to look at my nipples
I need to make sure they’re healing well. :(
furose asked: Y, 4~
Anonymous asked: Everyone has a butt, you think butts are gross. Therefore, you think everyone is disgusting.
Relationship Survey. It could be interesting. Pop...
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
Anonymous asked: Oooh, greasy guidos. Even better for my butt.
Anonymous asked: Why not? It feels good. I scratch your butt, you scratch mine.
Reblog if you have stretched ears, tattoos, or...
Anonymous asked: I meant to say, kiss my booty-hole.
Anonymous asked: i want in your ass not your ask.
I really miss my horny anons…
That Awkward Moment
When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
Omg. Time needs to speed up. I can’t wait to go in for my check up, I hope they say I’m taking care of my piercings well enough! And the concerts coming up! Eeek! I’m just so excited.
I got a new sports bra and yoga pants today! But they don’t match…
When We Were Kids...
Girls were like: And boys were like: Now we’re both like:
That moment when you really want to be friends...
but you’re too socially awkward.
I have to stay home today. But moms taking me out for an exciting trip to Target for undies for me. Isn’t this fucking awesome?! I’m excited. :/
My tummy hurts
I think sex might help.