Put two fetishes in my ask, and I'll tell you... →
symphony-babyy replied to your post: There’s something wrong with Legolas’s eyes! :’( Ooh. no whats wrong? His eyes are all swollen. I think there might be too much chlorine in the water or we’re not changing his water often enough or something. It’s not too bad, but it’s obvious he’s not right. :(
There's something wrong with Legolas's eyes! :'(
That awkward moment when ketchup bottles sound like volcano diarrhea.
I miss being someone's girlfriend
Aj to the rescue!
Drown yourself in music.
If Facebook is accurate, my father is now engaged to the stupid skank he’s been spending my money on. How sweet.
Go on anon and ask me 3 questions you've been too...
There is nothing sexier than hearing a man moan...
Let’s try to watch 5 movies tonight…